I'm a Gardener - Deadloch & Dan.D.Lion

Nominated for a BAFTA in the Scotland New Talent Awards 2013!!

Behind the Scenes:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mUmDhCyEdEg

Download the full 14 track album:-
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/60222398/DropBombsNotBombs.zip

Deadlion Beats:-
http://www.youtube.com/deadlionbeats

Lyrics:-
Yeah, Deadloch on the track mother fucker, with my main digger Dan.D.lion
Sup digger?

Ho ho ho I'm the green fucking giant,
If you're dealing with me -- you better be compliant,
If you fuck up my flowerbed, you'll end up dead.
I cause grief; people look at me in DIS-BE-LEAF.
But don't turnip your nose, I suppose, we could go,
Get my veggies and hit up the salad bar, it's not far,
And I'll buy you drinks, why?
I'm like a mushroom... a fucking fun-gi.

My names Dan.D.lion and I'm out here trying
To cut this grass fast because time is flying.
I work over THYME in my herb garden
Until I decide that it's time to pardon myself and CUMIN..
..side to my pimped out shed that is where I hide
All the best plants but you can't see
if you got no plants it's cause you haven't BOTANY.

I'm a gardener. I've got a golden spade.
I've got green fingers and my turf gets laid

I'm a gardener. I'll be cutting your hedge.
I'll be tending your grass and trimming the edge.

I'm a gardener. Rocking a boiler suit.
And cow pattern motherfucking wellington boots.

I'm a gardener. Man, fuck ground force.
I'd like to see Alan Titchmarsh maintain a golf course.

I'm an expert gardener, out standing in my field,
Grow tomatoes like a boss, always get a high yield.
I cruise in my mower with my hoe up front,
Who gets used so much that her edge is blunt
But I don't want you thinking I'm a one-girl guy,
I got a bitch in the kitchen cooking shepherd's pie.
I got chicks out back; in fact I've got a flock,
And you better believe me that they love my cock.

You know Deadloch'll keep your garden pristine.
And know ill be rhyming while I'm mowing your green.
When I hang with the other gardeners those,
Guys always appreciate my garden hose.
Keep off my grass bitch or I'll prune yo ass
Come on my turf and it'll be your last.
I've got eight-inch rims on my lawn mower.
Have you seen my flowers I'm an expert grower.

I'm a gardener. Always on a tea break.
So many plants to pot, so many leaves to rake.

I'm a gardener. Hanging with my baskets.
I'm on top of my game yo and I'll never be past it

I'm a gardener. An expert with a leaf blower.
Muddy face, tool case my hands don't get sore.

I'm a gardener. I leave weeds dead.
I don't grow my own dope but I'll plant you instead.

They've got the greenest fingers and the sharpest spades
They'll do anything you want as long as they get paid
(show me the money, ye show me the money)
I've won the village garden contest three years in a row
(three times mother fucker that's right)
But don't tell them about these gardeners cause they don't know
(they don't know shit about us)
I've got all the seed packets, in my mink jacket, in my mink jacket

I'm a gardener. I'm the plat pot chiller
Apart from when I dual wield my lethal weed killer
I'm a gardener. Always polishing gnomes
Pushing wheelbarrows full of dirt and stones
I'm a gardener. You'll never catch me without
My watering can and its twelve-inch spout
I'm a gardener. Began with allotments.
Now I run the RHS bitch, Represent!
I'm a gardener.

Starring: Tom Ross, Ruben Partington and Adam Borys
Directed, Edited and Cinematography: Adam Borys
Music: Deadloch